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	Synthophonitty:	The “coolness” of all things Synthophonic.

	Synthophonelebration:	The celebration of life, music & things Synthophonic. Synthophonelebrations can only be experienced by Synthophonists and are generally ongoing.

	Synthophonocabulary:	The language of Synthophonism.

	Synthophonophile:	A person who is friendly to or admires the Synthophone and the country of it’s origin – Switzerland. Closely related to being a Swissophile. However, Synthophonophiles believe that being a Swissophile provides deeper insight into mastering a Synthophone. You know you’re a Synthophonophile when you regularly check the weather in Bern, set your 2-time-zone clock to Bern local time, search for live web cams in Bern, learn Swiss history, cheer for the Swiss soccer team, put pictures of the Aare River on your desktop, and believe that by eating Swiss chocolate & Swiss cheese you somehow have a closer relationship with your Synthophone. Author’s Note: The word Synthophonophile was thought to be extinct. It was rediscovered & brought back to us by the “enlightened one”. i.e. The Sythophonamentorguru, after achieving the state of Synthophonirvahna one day in the summer of 2006.
	Synthophonamentorguru:	pronounced… Sin-tha-pho-na-men-ta-ga-ru & said with the cadence.. sin=1/8 note, tha=1/8 , pho=1/8 , na=1/8, men/ta/goo= trip. 1/8, roo= 1/4 note. There is only one known Synthaphonamentorguru. His name is Erik Klein a.k.a.“robosax”. He lives on the spiritual island of Long, in the United States. He is respected & appreciated by all Synthophonists. He is in essence, “the guy to go to”. Some observers have claimed to see Erik walk on water. This has never been scientifically verified. Although most Synthophonatics believe it’s in the “realm of possibility” – if - he was holding a Synthophone.

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