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| Synthophonism: | Some outsiders see Synthophonism as a religion. But in reality it is a school of higher thought. However, it is definitely & closely linked to a higher form of spirituality that few (other than Synthophonists) are capable of understanding. | |
| Synthophondamentalism: | Fundamental Synthophonism. WHAAAT!!??? THIS DOES
NOT EXIST! There is nothing fundamental about the Synthophone. |
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| Synthophonetics: | Some Synthophonists can play vowels & consonants. Some have even been able to create words & phrases. Bob Hunt is rumored to be able to play complete books from the literary masters. | |
| Synthophonorexia: | Rapid weight loss brought on by separation from one’s Synthophone. While it is similar to Synthophonxiety, this condition, however, occurs only in those who posses a Synthophone. | |
Synthophonaphonist: |
A Synthophonatic that calls friends and says, “ CHECK THIS OUT!!” and proceeds to play his latest discovery into the phone. This is quite normal for Synthophonatics, though they sometimes don’t understand responses given to them about this behavior.
By the way…some credit should be given to Alexander Graham Bell for
inventing the tele-phone. Could you imagine the Synthophono-telegraph?????? |
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| Synthphonexuberance: | The “pouring out” of happiness and joy from a Synthophonist. | |
| Synthophonecstacy: | A state of absolute fulfillment achieved while playing the Synthophone. It’s almost impossible to define or describe even for Synthophonists. Most can only come close enough to describing it as a non-stop orgasm. See also: Synthophonophoria. | |
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